The hemline index is a concept that posits that hemlines shrink as the world economy improves and vice versa. It’s mostly inapplicable to today’s fashion biz — too many tastes, trends, and climates to consider — but, for Spring/Summer 2024, the hemline index is actually useful again, or at least its inverse is.
See, the SS24 runway shows have debuted a deluge of short-shorts and puny under-things what you might charitably describe as “fashion underwear.”
Anok Yai strolled Bottega Veneta’s runway in black skivvies, models at Gucci were wearing shorts so miniscule that they revealed more than they hid, and Prada’s see-through skirts could barely hide the barely-there bottoms worn beneath.
Ferragamo didn’t discriminate, sending out models of any gender with li’l shorts and underwear poking out from under coats and cardigans. One model wore tight shorts that looked all the world like a pair of compression briefs.
Meanwhile, ANDREAÌ„DAMO just said, “Fuck it, tighty-whities,” and sent models down the runway in granny panties the likes of which we haven’t seen since Bella Hadid’s 2022 streetstyle heyday.
This is part and parcel with the inclination towards sexy office clothes that’s pervaded the SS24 season but it’s also just part of a general shift towards reaaallllyyy short bottoms.
Back to the hemline index. I’m no economist but smart folks appear to be categorizing today’s markets as “turbulent.” The United Nations pointed to “multiple global crises” creating financial instability while the International Monetary Fund summed up the world’s “rocky recovery” back in April.
The hemline index would posit that, due to global instability, we might be seeing a shift towards prudishness as designers push puritanical skirts that shield skin. Instead, we’re seeing the exact opposite.
Of course, the hemline index has long been debunked — first devised over a hundred years ago, no big surprise that the conceit would be outdated by now — but what’s interesting is that its…
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