Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet’s relationship was one of the worst-kept secrets in Hollywood, or New York, or wherever they met. Now, it’s one of the most amusingly visible ones: since Kylie and Timmy effectively have made their situation official, those darn kids just can’t keep their hands off each other.
Kylie, 26, and Timothée, 27, basically went public in early September at, where else, a Beyoncé concert. The two were seen embracing, smooching, and smoking, which honestly might’ve been the craziest part of the whole thing.
Lest you forget that celebrities are in a different class than us mere mortals, Timothée Chalamet casually smoked a cigarette during a Beyoncé concert at SoFi Stadium.
But Kylie and Timothée also packed it on during the concert — you can tell that I’m an old, old man because I still say “pack it on” — as if to say, “Look out world! A new, famously hot couple is here!” Look on our vintage Margiela and despair.
This comes after literal months of are-they-aren’t-they, with Chalamet’s car seen at Jenner’s house and the pair spotted on a stroll through a park. Now, they’re practically grinding on each other in public.
Now that’s what I call “Love on Top,” am I right folks!
Just like the similarly eyebrow-raising relationship epitomized by Kylie’s sister Kendall and Bad Bunny, Kylie x Timothée — Kimothée? Timolie? — is fascinating just by virtue of it existing.
Like, how’d they get together? What do they have in common? What do they talk about? Is Kylie just attracted to silly li’l guys? Do they share similarly bad taste in pizza?
At least they make a cute couple, even with all the kissing.
As they’re still in their honeymoon phase, as well, the pair have delivered unto us some genuinely sweet moments, like Timothée letting Kylie lead the way up the stairs to the Beyoncé-viewing platform reserved for VIP guests and Timothée shooting pics of Kylie while they cuddled at the US Open on September 10.
They were sitting behind Molly…
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